Three Londoners head off into the depths of the English countryside to share some Christmas cheer but posh soap star Julian (Cole), tabloid journalist Jade (Brand) and Latino shag monster Carlos (Rudolf) get more than they bargained for when their Yuletide trip becomes a drug fuelled orgy of violent horror! As lusty farm girl Sam (Page 3 model Jodie Shaw) loses her mind on Angel Dust, all hell breaks loose when her inbred pig farmer family take their savage revenge…