When Belfast becomes the home to Jaffas, seedless gentlemen, erm a chronic male infertility epidemic, 24 year old virgin Eamonn (LOVE ACTUALLY’s Kris Marshall) appears blessed with super-sperm. Flushed by his overnight success as a one-man sperm bank, Eamonn soon realises that his burgeoning semen business attracts some unsavoury and unwelcome attention. Will his self-employment be too much of a handful.